Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds