The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason

I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…

It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead

The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-