I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure