If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

At first blush It all seems so unfair– We have to both please God And thank Him But then we blush

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

Easy to please but problematic to appease

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class