Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,