When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

Love may never win but love always ties

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…