God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery
Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…
