A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced
Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was