Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me