Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace