There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people