You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable