Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…