Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom