When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote