7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need