If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…

Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory