When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure