It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel

Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do

The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–

The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…