In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare