Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

The three-body problem For example, the motion of the Mo… As disturbed by the Sun Is insoluble As in unpredictable

People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it