He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

A being becomes human when you add meaning

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me