In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…
I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer
All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
