I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate