Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

One thing I could do Was need control

The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…