The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first