I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…

In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for