If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
