You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically