I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…

Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…

Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it

If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...

Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss

Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

According to AI Sartre’s concept of nausea describ… “The feeling of dread that arises when someone perceives inanimate o… as encroaching on their sense of s…