Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

At the very beginning of the Tora… Just after enabling the light God separated the waters of the de… And of the heavens (rendered into… With the land

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…

To take control Over human beings’ bodies You need only establish regulation Over the reward systems in their b… Because doing this for yourself

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort