The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

I risked loss And lost; I win

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God