Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other