Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death
Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome