As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

You cannot make people want What they do not want And wanting it on their behalf When you secretly want what they w… Is a selfish wish that your dreams…

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

In this world It gives us pleasure to imagine A false dichotomy between power an… Giving us the power to feel innoce… As if self-aggrandizement is the o…