Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

God is the world’s only super-bower

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…