The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...
If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course
Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course
Cyberspace is an unmaker’s space where we make the tech to unmake the people to make the money And though you can prepare
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…