Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

Time is relentless. Are you?

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–