I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography