The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous