My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…
Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack
There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going
