Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
You always hear that technology is neutral but AI is like people in that its neutrality is mere obfuscation
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
