Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible