I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so
When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
