Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold

At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive