As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

I have an idea: I have no idea

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone