The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–
In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…