Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right
Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking
God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient
You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
In this world It gives us pleasure to imagine A false dichotomy between power an… Giving us the power to feel innoce… As if self-aggrandizement is the o…
Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:
