Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can
In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question
When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet
This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
A materialist uses Occam’s Razor And arrives at the conclusion That the simplest explanation Is that there is no explanation A believer uses Occam’s Razor
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
