God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you
You keep the peace they get everything else
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth
Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time
