I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
Evil is cruelty plus pleasure
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
There is no Status quo But there is Status
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell