With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone