Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted