If a computer could speak we could not understand it
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first
The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
