My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you